I want to stick my p in your. b.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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