Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
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i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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