Kiss
Puke
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Randomize
