Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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