Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
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Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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