Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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