Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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