Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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