she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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