Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
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When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
send nudes
from the living room?
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