Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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