goodnight i made you a song goodbye
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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