Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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