erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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