If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Randomize
