Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
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I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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