I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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