There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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