I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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