The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
this beer tastes like vomit already
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
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I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
So apparently I’m into choking now
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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