scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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