from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
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Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
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Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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