i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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