when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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