Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
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I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
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YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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