then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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