Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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