We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
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You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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