you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you inspire me to be a worse person
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
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how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
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the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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