We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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