is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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