You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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