So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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