we made out on top of his cat.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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