I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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