The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
wow bdsm is so cute
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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