How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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