I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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