She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
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I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
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i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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