So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
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You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
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Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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