so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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