Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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