3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Oh god it's open bar.
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