you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Is it penis luge time yet?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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