are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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