Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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