I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
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I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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