Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
