Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
I think people are normalizing furries
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