she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
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repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
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No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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