Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I wish you could order shots online.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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