It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I wish there were birth control emojis
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
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He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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