He told me they were just razor bumps!
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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