it's like iHOP with fire
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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