Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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